Six Million Ways to Die
A: Will you break the rack?
B: No. Go ahead
A: Okay. I go for solid.
B: Good choice, if you go for red you can take blue and yellow afterwards.
A: I’d rather go for green ‘cause blue is behind purple.
B: I don’t know! If you take green it’s not possible to take yellow after purple.
A: I know, but instead of yellow I’ll go for red.
B: You mean orange!
A: For sure not orange, if I take orange I’ll pocket black and……
B: No you won’t, it’ll just pass and then you can go for blue or yellow.
A: Okay, but then I’m behind green and not in the position to take bordeaux.
B: Don’t take bordeaux! I would go for purple, it’ll give you the chance to take orange afterwards.
A: No!! The only one who gets away with purple is Prince. I’d rather take blue, then green, red and yellow.
B: Okay for blue and green but then you won’t be in the right position to take red.
A: You’re right! I’d better go for red and take yellow afterwards.
B: Go for green instead of yellow, it makes it possible to take bordeaux and then go for yellow.
A: Oh no, if I take bordeaux I’m too close to orange.
B: Orange? You mean red!
A: Yes,red. I go for blue, then orange, bordeaux and green. No, instead of red I’ll take yellow.
B: Ok, just choose one. In the end we all lose anyway!
Omar Ulysiens 2017